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This page is for Michael to get a chance to speak in his own words, let off some steam, spout off, spew hot air, grouse, stand on his soapbox, scratch his chin, chew the fat, rant and rave, ponder, blab, gripe.... Got your own rant, then sign the guestbook or if you're feeling lazy, just view the guestbook.

June, 2005

Los Shakers "Break It All" video

December 29, 2005

I saw the new King Kong movie & didn't like it much. Too loud & too many people getting attacked by scary/gross/pre-historic giant bugs too often. Too long.

Do you like hard-boiled fiction?
My brother's band The Student Teachers
The Mumps Finally have a web page
The Balancing Act were one of my favorite bands
Ever wonder what happened to the band Dirty Looks?
For radio fans: lots to read & listen to here
My daughter sure is cute

March 23, 2005

Recently rented Semi Tough andSmile. I loved them both.

February 1, 2005

Two of my pals have new BLOGS:
Spike Priggen
Bill Reed

January 1, 2005

The big news is that I am now the father of a tiny little baby named Juniper!. Born December 23.

September 16, 2004

Saw Deke Dickerson last night at the Rodeo Bar (free peanuts!). Deke is one of the all time greats. If he plays in your town, simply: go see him. He plays, he sings, he writes, he covers!

September 2004

Spent most of the past 10 months mixing, mastering and shopping around the next album, which looks like it's going to be called "Goodbye Cheater". After a mildly frustrating search for a slightly larger concern, it will end up being released on the fine Confidential Recordings label (which I happen to co-own) in January 2005 . Since the album was recorded mostly in two days it is kind of odd that it has taken so long to get it released., I'll try to do better next time. Anyway, I think it is my best record yet (and I dont say that every time).

Meanwhile try to check out Media Matters before Election Day.

November 2003

My ex-roommate, and old friend TORIN ALTER has just released a new album. We lived together in Hollywood for about a year in the late 1980's while he studied Philosophy and I waited tables at a Mexican restaurant. We were robbed (my guitar & bass - gone), I slept on the floor... but it was a fun year. Please check the album out.

August 2003

The best ice creams are: Godiva Dark Chocolate, Edy's Dreammery Triple Butter Pecan, Dr. Mike's Chocolate and Hagen Das' Vanilla & Coffee. All Ben & Jerry's is awful.

April 2003

My pal Frank Bango has an excellent new album out called "The Unstudied Sea" and I like it very much.

January 23, 2003

home of The Wildweeds
Joey Reynolds interviews Husky Team!
my pal Gary Calamar does a great interview with the amazing Solomon Burke!
my pal Joe Belock does a great interview with Jonathan Richman (it starts @ 2:32)
organ groove archives
frank's vinyl museum
Billy Bremner q & a

November 4

I though this was semi mind blowing:
As of today there are 1565 used copies of REM's crappy album "Monster" available on HALF.COM.

Rocktober 22

PLEASE BUY ALL YOR HOLIDAY/CHRISTMAS PRESENTS HERE!

September 28

read the first two paragraphs on this page

My frustration with "Real Player" lead me to this excellent (& FREE) computer music player

July 26

Went to see Wilson Pickett in Brooklyn. An AMAZING show!

July 15

SOME MORE LINKS:

DOE! - YOU NEED THESE
PHONE CALLS
ARNOLD
Mike Randle's diary from the road w. Arthur Lee & Love!

June 26

I'm obsessed with this site.

June 17

I have a poison ivy rash on my arm. I was looking on the web for info & a cure and found THIS PAGE on which people have written some of their home remedies. Some of them are hysterical. I especially liked this one:

I don't recommend this to anyone at all, but what helps my poison ivy is to take a rough washcloth, soak it in pure, 100% clorox bleach, and proceed to rub it on the affected area(s) until it burns so bad that you want to scream bloody murder. Initially, it makes you writhe in pain, but later there's no itch, its dry within hours. This also works well for ringworm. Once again, I don't advise anyone to do this, in fact, make sure you don't. It will hurt like crazy and might have very bad effects on your skin. byebye ivy, though.
-- andrew (aappkkxx@xxx.com) submitted 7/May/2001

June 5

JOHN MILLER has a new solo album out that is really excellent. We have been listening to it quite a lot at my house lately.

January 25

SOME LINKS:

PLAY MAIL
FREE SUBSCRIPTION TO TAPE OP MAGAZINE
TRY THIS WITH YOUR GUITAR
I LISTEN TO THIS
ARE YOU BUSY JUNE 28?
WASTE A FEW MINUTES HERE
BIG AL
MS AT FMU - LISTEN
They were my favorite American band!

December 20

Everybody's asking me what my gift suggestions are for this year. Well Bed Bath & Beyond (right next to the Stop & Shop supermarket) has a big pile of "GO AWAY" doormats that looked like a great deal.

The other thing everyone keeps asking is for my "best of" list for the year.... well I'll do what I did last year.. here's a list of good & bad stuff:

GOOD
Dawsons Creek (but not Dawson or Jen)
Cheap Hotel - Ron Sexsmith
Nick Lowe - The Convincer
NRBQ - The Scraps Companion (especially Mare Take Me Home)
Felicity
Sun Lok Kee
Vegas
Pernice Brothers - Sunlight Shines
Teenage Fanclub - I Need Direction
Some Ryan Adams songs ("Firecracker" is really good!)

BAD

Saving Silverman
AI
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon (boooooooooring)
any movie where someone shoots a gun while holding it sideways

my Hewlett Packard computer
tech support at Hewlett packard

October 26

Lots of folks have been asking if my friends & family are all safe. I'm happy to say that everyone I know is physically fine, most of my friends and family are goofballs, who were nowhere near the World Trade Center.

I left for the tour of Japan on September 22. Airport security was pretty much the same as always. The plane was almost empty, which was nice for stretching out on the 14 & 1/2-hour flight. The people in Japan were incredible. During my performances they were quiet compared to US crowds, but after they were sweet and gave me lot of nice presents, and asked for autographs! AND- I sold out of tee-shirts! (They're valuable collectors' items now).

It was great to get to see Marshall Crenshaw's sets every night. I've seen him play over the years a bunch of times, but never solo, and he seems to have re-arranged all his songs, and they sound great solo. I asked him where he learned his finger-picking style, and he said from a Danny Gatton video tape!

I must say special thanks to Izumi (who put the whole tour together), Junko (from my Japanese label, who was great to hang out with and was an organizational whiz) and to Yutaka and Ryohei (our crew/road managers) who are two of the sweetest guys on the planet, and did a karaoke duet of "Say Say Say" that was mind blowing!

Dean Brownrout (the former co-president of BIG DEAL) and I have just started a new record label Confidential Recordings and it's keeping me busy!

Life goes on, and "AI" is still terrible!

July 26

the movie "AI" stinks.

July 15

I just returned from a five week driving across the country honeymoon. (I got married)

SawTeeenage Fanclub twice in NYC this week, two great shows. Did not get much sleep.

Happy birthday Mark Bacino. (We got him the Nick Lowe "Wilderness Years" cd, and the Lyres first album!)

This site needs a new web site designer.... anybody interested?

February 22

It's been a while since my last rant, so forgive me Father... I started a "best of 2000" list in December, but it was pages and pages of dreck. Here it is in a nutshell :

GOOD:
Treniers at Ceasar's Palace
Beat Rodeo at Manitoba's (every Monday)
The Wonder Boys
Pita Famous on Coney Island Avenue
Banana Pudding from The Magnolia Bakery
NRBQ
Ray Mason
High Fidelity
Sun Lok Kee
Laura Cantrell's album "Not The Tremblin Kind"
Bring It On
A Tree Grows In Brooklyn
Clam Pizza at Pepe's

BAD:
The New Star Wars movie
Aida (the worst)
Chicken Run
Moishe's Movers

November 26

a special hello to my Japanese fans! (thanks Izumi)

November 25

Went to see NRBQ at Toads Place in New haven last night with Jordon and Scott. The band were excellent (as usual). From where I was standing I could really appreciate what Tommy was doing, he re-defines the drums, and he sang "Mellow Yellow". Slightly mind blowing. The teetering, obnoxious, drunken crowd was on the verge of ruining it for me, (but sometimes I think I'd like to go live in a lighthouse). We ate at Cracker Barrel off I95 (where, naturally, I'm a member of the "Neighbor Club")(for which I've received no benefits) and I had the "Uncle Herschel's Favorite" breakfast, with the "spicy grilled" catfish, 2 eggs over easy, Hashbrown Casserole, grits, corn muffins & biscits!

November 16

My trip to the U.K. was exhausting and fun. The worst thing was having to sleep on the floor at Heathrow, the best thing was that we got to meet Jonathan Richman, (who we were opening for) and when I mentioned that Chris would be dj-ing after the gig Jonathan played the entire George McCrae song "Rock You Baby" for us in the dressing room.(One of the highlights of my show biz career). I also got to see Teenage Fanclub play twice while in London they were incredible. Love their new album, "Howdy!", especially the song "I Need Direction". Movies I saw on the planes: "Shaft", "The Patriot", "Snow Day" & "The Adventures Of Rocky And Bullwinkle".

November 3

I found my copy of Be Be's kids, so you all can stop your worrying.

After 12 years in Brooklyn I have moved to Connecticut, and the Autumn leaf display up here was truly mind blowing.

October 13 (Rocktober?)

I just found my copy of Grand Royal magazine, issue 2. (The one with Lee Perry on the cover, in the Mets batting helmet, that looks like a Wheaties box...) I forgot how really good it is. A total crack up. It's packed with nutty info and articles.It's good!

October 12, 2000

Did I loan my CD of Robin Harris' "Be Be's Kids" to anybody? I cant find it anywhere?

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